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My second smallest toe is losing its nail apparently. I AM FREAKING OUT. How does that even happen? And like, I’ve never had a foot doctor before and now I have to go to make sure that my toe doesn’t decide to fall off with it. Shit, I really hope it’s not my parent’s foot doctor. He’s an asshole who talks too much. If he tries to give me life advice while, I...
Okay, listen Pill. I missed you for one fucking day because I was out and left you at home. That was ONE TIME. And like, I’m going to get back into the swing of things immediately. SO WHAT THE HELL GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO GIVE ME MY PERIOD AGAIN IN THE SAME MONTH?! Haven’t you ever heard of, like, second chances when it comes to mistakes? It’s where if I mess up once, you let it...
I think [I dream in] English for the most part but I definitely have some dreams...– Harry Shum, Jr. aka Mike Chang from GLEE
um, thanks for saying I look like a generalized...
Man at Dinner: Excuse me, but do you girls go to museums and look at Asian art?
Me: Um, we do go to museums often but not necessarily for the Asian exhibitions.
Man at Dinner: Oh, well my friend and I are from Seattle and it's Asia Art Week and we just got back from looking at some ancient Japanese artwork from Edo. Do you know of the artist [insert name here]
Me: Uh, no.
Man at Dinner: Well he's famous for his courtly lady paintings and you have the exact same face as the paintings.
Man at Dinner: It's remarkable because I had never seen anyone with that kind of face structure and thought that he was just making a generalization of what they all look like, but here you are with the same proportions and shape! He even has a strand of hair coming down one side of their faces and look! You have that too!
Me: That is funny...haha...?
Man at Dinner: You should go look at it. I think you'd be amazed too. Maybe you can trace your ancestors or something
Me: Thanks...I'll definitely check it out...
Jezebel Article "Sex In The Diamond District"
Many of the commenters over at the Washington Post site latched onto Andrew’s admissions of bitchery to justify everything from racism to continuing black gender wars to anger over what passes as WaPo worthy. However, buried deeper in the article, I found this small segment more compelling: The genesis of Andrews’s book came from a conversation a few years ago between Andrews and...
Bitch please. Your American accent ruins the...
Radio Show Host: Hi Ali. What's up?
Ali: Hi! Well I'm in the States --
Radio Show Host: (incredulously judging her word choice) You're "in the States"? Whatever.
HECK YEAH, SPRING BREAK
I was going to be all sad and all because this is my last Spring Break of College, which meant FOREVER. But then I remember that Grad School is still in the picture even if it’s hidden behind some shrubbery. So yeah, breeeeak!
My relationship with yogurt is like a domestic violence case. I know it’s...– But girl, you need to know that it’s all a disguise! He’s the same stomach-churning, gag-inducing jerk-off he was before he slimmed down and bought a new suit!
The only thing that could up the awesomeness of CoverSpy is if they actually took candid photos of the people reading the books to give it more of an actual espionage feel. The descriptions of the people reading the books are a good compromise, but let’s face it. We live in a media-gone-wild world and we are visual-culture consumers. Show us the pretty, the ugly, and in this case, the urban...
Guess What My New Favorite Things Is? I wonder if I can contribute to it? Though to be honest, all I’d be able to send in are pictures of Twilight Series book covers shortly followed by pictures of my slashed wrists. Man, do I miss the days of seeing Gossip Girl Series covers and judging my friends for reading that trash.